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Jan. 7th, 2008 04:11 pmmoms (or dads):
do you ever have your child say something because it seems really funny at the time
but you hope they forget it immediately
so that they'll never say it in public, ever?
i only ask because
it is 70 degrees right now (in freaking january, what the) and its the first day madelines been able to play outside in forever, you know
she's got a cold right now and shes been pretty miserable, but she was feeling awesome about riding her bike outside
so shes playing, right
shes getting sweaty, right
she gets off her bike and she wipes her brow and she says,
"it's hard out here for a pimp"
...
the end.
do you ever have your child say something because it seems really funny at the time
but you hope they forget it immediately
so that they'll never say it in public, ever?
i only ask because
it is 70 degrees right now (in freaking january, what the) and its the first day madelines been able to play outside in forever, you know
she's got a cold right now and shes been pretty miserable, but she was feeling awesome about riding her bike outside
so shes playing, right
shes getting sweaty, right
she gets off her bike and she wipes her brow and she says,
"it's hard out here for a pimp"
...
the end.
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Aug. 7th, 2007 08:49 pm[20:25] tasha: shats.
[20:25] mindy17735: but i couldn't tell
[20:25] tasha: plural of the past tense of shit, mindy
[20:25] tasha: you need a better sewer system if you have to call a guy to come take up your shats
[20:25] tasha: we have deposited our shats in various locations in the back yard, sir
[20:25] tasha: please go take them up
[20:25] mindy17735: ahaha
[20:26] mindy17735: IT MUST BE A REGIONAL THING
--
[20:46] mindy17735: I THINK THATS TOM CRUISE PUNCHING MY VAG
[20:46] tasha: he wants out he has to save the world
[20:47] mindy17735: do you think they can deliver him and keep my baby in there?
[20:47] tasha: yes but youre screwed if you have any post partum depression
[20:47] mindy17735: i'm not changing his diapers.
[20:47] tasha: thats probably
[20:47] tasha: a good idea
[20:47] tasha: theyre probably full of pine shats
[20:48] mindy17735: AND BALLZ
[20:48] tasha: excuse me
[20:48] mindy17735: with gray hairs
[20:48] mindy17735: gray ball hairs and pine shats.
[20:48] tasha: I am forwarding this Internet Chat Window to Homeland Security.
Goodbye.
[20:49] mindy17735: IF TOM CRUISE IS COMING OUT OF MY COOCH THEN I CAN TALK ABOUT HIS BALLZ IF I WANNA.
[20:25] mindy17735: but i couldn't tell
[20:25] tasha: plural of the past tense of shit, mindy
[20:25] tasha: you need a better sewer system if you have to call a guy to come take up your shats
[20:25] tasha: we have deposited our shats in various locations in the back yard, sir
[20:25] tasha: please go take them up
[20:25] mindy17735: ahaha
[20:26] mindy17735: IT MUST BE A REGIONAL THING
--
[20:46] mindy17735: I THINK THATS TOM CRUISE PUNCHING MY VAG
[20:46] tasha: he wants out he has to save the world
[20:47] mindy17735: do you think they can deliver him and keep my baby in there?
[20:47] tasha: yes but youre screwed if you have any post partum depression
[20:47] mindy17735: i'm not changing his diapers.
[20:47] tasha: thats probably
[20:47] tasha: a good idea
[20:47] tasha: theyre probably full of pine shats
[20:48] mindy17735: AND BALLZ
[20:48] tasha: excuse me
[20:48] mindy17735: with gray hairs
[20:48] mindy17735: gray ball hairs and pine shats.
[20:48] tasha: I am forwarding this Internet Chat Window to Homeland Security.
Goodbye.
[20:49] mindy17735: IF TOM CRUISE IS COMING OUT OF MY COOCH THEN I CAN TALK ABOUT HIS BALLZ IF I WANNA.
hahaha, myspace
Jan. 19th, 2007 05:34 pm[17:30] tasha: there was this guy on myspace
[17:30] tasha: who wouldnt leave me alone
[17:30] tasha: kept sending friend requests and sending me messages asking why i wouldnt be his friend, saying he was just trying to be friendly
[17:30] tasha: he is a pastor
[17:30] tasha: http://www.myspace.com/pastortimprice
[17:30] tasha: and i just kept ignoring but after a few weeks i got tired of him and pretty much told him to leave me alone
[17:31] tasha: and he sent me this message about no wonder im so unhappy, im such a rude person
[17:31] tasha: and just got mean and nasty with me
[17:31] louis: heh
[17:31] tasha: and said he didnt want to know anyone of my character anyway
[17:31] tasha: i was sitting here just now watching the news
[17:31] tasha: and they start talking about this pastor around here
[17:31] tasha: who was also a realtor
[17:31] tasha: and he was showing a house with his son and his son left first and he was alone in the house
[17:31] tasha: and the owners came home and saw him stealing oxycodone
[17:32] tasha: i look over
[17:32] tasha: just in time to see pastor tim's face on my screen
[17:32] tasha: i just about died laughing
[17:32] tasha: i immediately went to myspace to send him a message about his upstanding man of god character
[17:32] tasha: so he's probably going to kill me now
[17:32] tasha: so im letting you know, if i end up dead, pastor tim price did it
[17:32] tasha: and he probably stole my drugs afterwards
SERIOUSLY, GUYS! HERES THE LINK TO LOLS: http://www.jessamineonline.com/public_html/?module=displaystory&story_id=3832&format=html
[17:30] tasha: who wouldnt leave me alone
[17:30] tasha: kept sending friend requests and sending me messages asking why i wouldnt be his friend, saying he was just trying to be friendly
[17:30] tasha: he is a pastor
[17:30] tasha: http://www.myspace.com/pastortimprice
[17:30] tasha: and i just kept ignoring but after a few weeks i got tired of him and pretty much told him to leave me alone
[17:31] tasha: and he sent me this message about no wonder im so unhappy, im such a rude person
[17:31] tasha: and just got mean and nasty with me
[17:31] louis: heh
[17:31] tasha: and said he didnt want to know anyone of my character anyway
[17:31] tasha: i was sitting here just now watching the news
[17:31] tasha: and they start talking about this pastor around here
[17:31] tasha: who was also a realtor
[17:31] tasha: and he was showing a house with his son and his son left first and he was alone in the house
[17:31] tasha: and the owners came home and saw him stealing oxycodone
[17:32] tasha: i look over
[17:32] tasha: just in time to see pastor tim's face on my screen
[17:32] tasha: i just about died laughing
[17:32] tasha: i immediately went to myspace to send him a message about his upstanding man of god character
[17:32] tasha: so he's probably going to kill me now
[17:32] tasha: so im letting you know, if i end up dead, pastor tim price did it
[17:32] tasha: and he probably stole my drugs afterwards
SERIOUSLY, GUYS! HERES THE LINK TO LOLS: http://www.jessamineonline.com/public_html/?module=displaystory&story_id=3832&format=html
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Feb. 13th, 2006 12:40 amhttp://rokkinchiq.livejournal.com/
check out the two crazy bitches talking about madeline.
that's class.
check out the two crazy bitches talking about madeline.
that's class.
