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[20:25] tasha: shats.
[20:25] mindy17735: but i couldn't tell
[20:25] tasha: plural of the past tense of shit, mindy
[20:25] tasha: you need a better sewer system if you have to call a guy to come take up your shats
[20:25] tasha: we have deposited our shats in various locations in the back yard, sir
[20:25] tasha: please go take them up
[20:25] mindy17735: ahaha
[20:26] mindy17735: IT MUST BE A REGIONAL THING

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[20:46] mindy17735: I THINK THATS TOM CRUISE PUNCHING MY VAG
[20:46] tasha: he wants out he has to save the world
[20:47] mindy17735: do you think they can deliver him and keep my baby in there?
[20:47] tasha: yes but youre screwed if you have any post partum depression
[20:47] mindy17735: i'm not changing his diapers.
[20:47] tasha: thats probably
[20:47] tasha: a good idea
[20:47] tasha: theyre probably full of pine shats
[20:48] mindy17735: AND BALLZ
[20:48] tasha: excuse me
[20:48] mindy17735: with gray hairs
[20:48] mindy17735: gray ball hairs and pine shats.
[20:48] tasha: I am forwarding this Internet Chat Window to Homeland Security.
Goodbye.
[20:49] mindy17735: IF TOM CRUISE IS COMING OUT OF MY COOCH THEN I CAN TALK ABOUT HIS BALLZ IF I WANNA.